VS or BS?

- February 11, 2012

I swear I am not a hater.....

usually...today? Maybe....

I like the VS clearance catalogs just as much as the next girl, albeit when I am feeling especially large and in charge I do toss them in the garbage with a certain level of anger before I even cracking the front cover, but you'll just have to trust me this was not one of those times. I was not especially bitter or anything of the sort while thinking these not so nice comments. I just truly feel like this latest edition was just a little off.

I don't know exactly why but the poses seemed stranger than normal, the sexy under tones not so under or toned down but more so in your face and over the top. You tell me if you were thinking any of the same things I was as I went through the pages. Here is a small sample of my thoughts.

Is she trying to prove she has clear nostrils??? Maybe her probation officer took this pictures. Nah, she probably just smells a french fry.

Is she trying to pop her booty like Beyonce? Does she think her breasts will sell this otherwise matronly dress? Maybe she trying to figure out why the girl above choose that nostril pose too? Poor thing, she just looks so confused.

General rule of thumb....if it's cold enough to wear boots it's too cold to wear booty shorts. Just saying.....

What office does she work at? No shirt required??? She probably eats lunch alone and wonders why none of the other girls from work like her. =(

I'll give you the rest of your life to name ten activities in which you naturally make this pose....really you can't come up with any? Exactly! Relax sweetie your selling the jeans not your rear end.

Where? I mean WHERE on the planet could one wear this outfit?

How can you be this pretty and still be this pissed off at the world?

She is sooo hungry she is literally passing out in front of us.....some body get the girl a skittle.

She's trying to be sexy WHILE smelling her armpit....it's just a combination that does not work.

Poor thing looks like she died 5 seconds before this picture was taken.

Wow VS you've stooped to a new low, you now use teenagers to sell your sexy products. hmmmmm (this one is not even trying to be funny, she looks like she's 15 and this is the picture in which she is wearing clothes)

If I saw her outside the grocery store wearing these sweatpants I would think she was homeless....BUT make her topless and put her in a catalog and some how we are supposed to buy SUPERMODEL? Makes you go hmmmmm....